The Newt thread got me to thinking.

Is it Romney? Nice Health Plan there buddy!
Pawlenty?. The only thing interesting about him is an unrealistic budget plan.
Perry?... If at first we don't secede....
Bachman?.. The Daily show has already written the campaign ads.
Palin?.. The Daily show, The late night comics and CBS News have already broadcast the campaign ads.
Ron Paul? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Y'all got more?