Ah! Velly intelesting, glasshoppah!

Confucious he say 'Woman who boils cabbages and pees in same pot very unhygenic'.

If cassettes had been invented in his day, he wouldn't have been quite the smug old git he is reputed to have been! They would have cut him down to size!

Having said that, I suppose it would have been pointless to invent cassettes without the technology to make use of them...

What a load of twaddle! Hardly seems worth pressing the 'submit' button. P'raps I'll not bother... ooops! Too late!