The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #134675 Message #3176939
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
26-Jun-11 - 09:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
"Getting into Heaven"
Little Willie asked his mother: "Mama, don't
soldiers ever go to heaven?"
"Of course they do!" protested his mother.
"What makes you ask?"
"There are so many soldiers with beards, but I
never saw any pictures of angels with beards."
"Oh, that's because most MEN who go to Heaven
get there by a close shave."
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"Jose And Carlos"
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle
on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only
collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills,
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house
and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard
as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase
full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign; what does it say?"
Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6
kids to support."
Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign......
It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back
to Mexico."