OK, here's one you won't understand unless you are old enough to remember when they actually had real food served on airplanes.
Sung to the tune of "Tonight"

In Flight, In Flight...
They Serve Great Meals In Flight...
The Sirloins Are So Tasty And Rare.

In Flight, In Flight...
I Try To Eat In Flight...
But Somehow...I Just Can't...In The Air!

In Flight, The Headwinds We Are Bucking...
And Oh, I Am Up-Chucking...
Oh, What A Sorry Sight.

I'm White...With Fright...
From Trying To Keep Down Every Bite...
In Flight!