Reminds me of the time I transcribed the M*A*S*H theme song...

The game of life is hard to play
I'm bound to lose it any way
Some day the losing dice I'll play
And this is all I have to say

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I try

I inadvertantly left this on the kitchen table,and my Mom found it and was in panic thinking I'd left it as a suicide note.She was relieved to find me asleep in my room and told me in the morning "I'd have hated it if you'd killed yourself,especially leavin' a crappy note like that behind."