The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2392   Message #3188347
Posted By: GUEST,FredH
15-Jul-11 - 01:59 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: It Ain't Gonna Rain No More
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: It Ain't Gonna Rain No More
A couple of stanzas from my grandparents' days in Brownsville; I thought they *were* the traditional version, until now:


A rabbi sat on on the railroad track,
saying his berukhas* (sic).
Along came the choo-choo train
and hit him in the tuchis!

A dog sat on the railroad track,
didn't hear the whistle.
Along came the choo-choo train--
hot dogs in the shissel!**


* Prayers.
** Cooking pot/bowl.