Whatcha wanta quit smokin' for, gnu? I been smokin' steady since the year 1925, I love it, and it ain't done me no harm. Smokin' makes you look suave and debonair, and that can help attract swanky dames. It also gives you somethin' to do with yer hands while you talk. You can break the ice by lightin' one up for her. Do I gotta tell you everything?

Watch a few old Bogart movies fer chrissake, notice how important a good smoke is to social interaction, and get with it.

- Chongo