I have "it", but I am not using it at present. If anyone wants to borrow "it" let me know. Chongo's "it" is a different thing alogether--a simian version acheived by dexterous leers and grace in flinging feces through bars. Chimp-it is very different from "it" in human circles. It includes, as well, artful drooling, well-turned chittering, and the ability to show one's lower teeth in a ferocious manner.

Do not be fooled by cheap imitations.


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