As it happened, from the ages of 7 to 13 young Barry Obama was a lemon stand organizer. He scouted locations, gave speeches about sugar ratio and talked to customers and supplies alike generally rising the quality and profitability of the Oahu lemonade experience. Then Barry went on to middle school and started organizing the paper carriers.

Then the big bottlers came in with their "tea" and had a party. Police were bought off. Cut rate Arnold Palmer was everywhere and The Hard stuff (Mike's Hard Lemonade) was showing up in unsavory places. A corporate sponsored crackdown was instituted when the GOP rigged the health board elections. They all drank the Koolaid because of the high fructose corn syrup subsidies. Artificially enhanced lemon like citric acid flavoring became king. The consequences are only now becoming apparent in the high incidence of mouth cooties.