Please God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... I live too close to Earls Court (well, in the same city) for that to be funny!!! I've been known to let rip a few fragrant botty burps myself (Micca, just don't even think about it......) and the act of going into shops and dropping little stink bombs was called retail cruising. I used to do it a lot and then look disgustedly at the person next to me, put down what I was looking at and walk off, fanning the air.... worked every time!!

Go for it Spaw, the ozone needs all the help it can get!! Besides, in Rotorua, NZ you'd be a great air freshener...... you have to have been there.

LTS