After the "Mentos Incident" The Flying Dunceman became a ghost ship, plying her trade in the Seas Melville in search of that most elusive prey, a comprehensible plot.   As they rounded Belabored Point into Latte Bay they saw a stirring in the water and the piranha cleaned skeletons of previous victims of sundry and assorted mayhem climbed on board and join the crew.

A tall, skinny set of bones climbs up the rope ladder, he materializes into some sort of half man, half pinniped critter with two huge teeth, and a cheesy mustache, think of Tom Selleck with his two front teeth missing.

A tall zombie with an eyepatch, hook and wooden leg clomps over to him. Arrrgh! I be Captain Ascab! 'oo might ye be?

Leo, catching a glimpse of himself in the reflective surface of a cutlass 442, lowers his head and say's I used to be Leo DeCrappio, handsome star of such classic films as "The Nave He Ate Her" and "Catch Me by the Can."

"Who be ye now?"

"Apparently.... I am the Walrus."