Out at the Department of Agriculture's Sheep Experimental Station, the water was rising. In a panic, the shepherds drove their flocks to the highest ground they could find in that flat desert-like land and soon Janie's Nipples* were white with wool.














*These are real, honest-to-God, hills in the USDASES. I'm not making this up. See a good topo map if you disbelieve, sinner and a heretic.