Real men are bipeds, of the species Home sap. sap. of the masculine gender. They typically have lower voices, slightly more hair on their bodies, and different reproductive plumbing than the female of the species, and their brain wiring is a little more simple in some areas.

If you wonder whether something is a real man or not, check for the characteristics above and also look for a pulse. The body temperature should be in the range of 95 to 104 deg. F.

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