Mah laigs is short and stumpy
You oughta hear the sound
As Ah walk, Ah drag my rumpy
Chuff-a-chuff along the ground
Mah friends all walk much quicker
Coz their laigs are oh, so lawng
Ah hate to hear them snicker
Which is why Ah sing this sawng...

CHORUS:
So come on and stretch mah laigs, Lordy
Stretch me good and tall
Gotta lawng way to go, Lord
Iffen Ah gits there at all.
So come on and stretch mah laigs, Lordy
Cuz Ah'm comin' at Your call.

Howzzat? Needs another verse, Bernard, you're doing great! Are my little changes OK from your view? If not, go ahead an edit! How about a title?

A good variant if anyone isoffended by stumpy and rumpy would be stumbly and rumbly, eh? The folk tradition!

black walnut, I don't feel that way at all. Eventually, I believe, we will communicate effectively. Prolly not today though. My fault, too.

Oops! I left BS out of my paragraphs. Maybe Joe Offer or a clone will add them for me.

~S~