Easy peasy ploy to get shot of Kandyshan & Woody in one go, so I can relax in my island paradise in peace. Just tell the lovely Kandyshan that the paparazzi have tailed us all and are hiding out in the bushes on the other side of the island, waiting for a chance to snap her and splash her nudey desert island "romps" all over the tabloids. She'll be over there in a shot. And naturally Woody will follow her, especially if I tell him she's only just turned 16..
Annoying celebrity problem sorted, time to return to gutting and smoking halibut.