A real man can look at a man in a shower and not get queasy.

A real man defends 16 year old girls (even made up ones) from 60 year old house painting letches (even made up ones) by taking the story in an unexpected direction.

A real man knows the difference between >>"cock and balls" and "ass and crack"<< and "balls, dick, ass crack, everything."

A real man knows how to cut and paste when quoting!!!! Wink!