The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #139431   Message #3202435
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
05-Aug-11 - 10:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Let's write a truly bad piece of fiction
Subject: RE: BS: Let's write a truly bad piece of fiction
Jake wondered if it would void the warranty of his cell phone if he glued a dildo to it. Then he entrenched himself in his trench coat. It was a beauty that he had bought from Victor Victoria's secret, with the quick snap buttons which he could open and close in a "flash." He checked the Baretta in his pocket. He was happy to see it. Then he checked his weapon, a Glock 9 millimeter. She said it was too small but he always thought that the motion of the ocean was what counted.

Jake showed his ticked to the conductor as he boarded the train. The conductor poked Jake with hi wand and said, "You don't need a ticket to ride this train big boy."
Before long Jake had come......to his stop. He disembarked and went to down the stairs to hunt bush meat at Fishies Chip Stand, on the Loop, under the el.