"Graystoke, Gaystroke, ya only gotta change the location of ome measly letter and its funnier that way." Chongo muttered to himself. Why does that idiot Jake want to meet me at Fishies Chip Stand of all places? At midnight no less? At least its across the the street from that endangered animal restaurant I like so much. I can get me some Siberian frozen Mammoth jerky to chew on on the way home. I hope Jake gives me the 25 large that he owes me, I could use it to pay off my sister.

Sometimes I feel guilty about what I did to her and Ma but I am a chimp. I got not taboos on my loins. It's a good thing that human laws don't apply to me though.