Shane and Don McBride sauntered in to the Horseshoe Fork Bar, they wore red "roots" track suits with maple leaves on them. Shane calls to the Bartender. "A beer for me and my friend here." A large woman with a face like a dream and body like a line backer sauntered up to them, invading their customary Canadian 1.5 meters of person space by about 1.49 meters.

"What brings you lumberjocks to a gay bar in Chicago?" (s)he asked.
"We want to try something morally taboo back home."
"But can't gays get married in Canada." (s)he asked.
"No.. No.. not that!!! Dwarf tossing!!"