What a shame about the earler links - the idea of "The Popeye Project" sounded like a true boon to Civilization As We Know It. What next? The Gospel According To Popeye?

I remembered this from schoolyards around a half-century ago:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I sat in a frying pan
I turned on the gas and I burned my ass
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Nothing like Mudcat for awakening dormant brain cells!

Jay