I like this "Sponned" concept. If I were going to be beaten over the head with something, I definitely would want it to be an impressive sound effect. In fact, I could probably get into using impressive sound effects to pummel one or two people myself!

Take that you fiend! (Sound of cabbage head being pulverized by a Sledge-O-Matic.) On the other hand, my neighbors would probably say I am already doing this every time I play my accordion.