The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #139623   Message #3205039
Posted By: GUEST,mark-s(on the road)
09-Aug-11 - 09:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Just for Fun - Mudcat Musician's Kit
Subject: RE: BS: Just for Fun - Mudcat Musician's Kit
Shotgun (12 guage at least)
2 or 3 handguns
Gallon of gasoline
Road flares
6-12 sticks of dynamite

In case a banjo group shows up at the gig.

Give the above to Morris Dancers, salt the kit with fake Shatner identification, and,


Get out of Dodge!!!