Here's a better version of the above song.

Riot

Yes, I read about the millionaire's daughter. That's funny. Daddy gives her everything she wants but I guess it wasn't enough.

Another was some kind of athlete who had his or her photo taken with the mayor of London and all this stuff but now BUSTED!!!

Well, I guess if you're going to destroy your credibility, you may as well get a free flat screen and droid phone out of the deal.