Came across this song on me travels, not sure who wrote it;

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby

Oh look at all the mobile people
Oh shut up all you mobile people

Eleonor Rigby
Picks up her phone when it rings with a song by Boston
A catchy song
Speaks very loudly
As if we all need to know that she is popular
Brain left in a jar

All the mobile people
Why can't they leave the room
All you mobile people
Turn down your ringtone tune

Father Mckenzie
Preaching a powerful sermon when someones phone rings
Some song by pink
Look at him waiting
Can't they say I can't talk now I'm in Church, then hung up
But they never stop

All the mobile people
Why can't they all shut up
All you mobile people
Don't ever yell Wassap

Ah can't you shut up you mobile people
Ah sick of all those mobile people

Eleanor Rigby
Delays the sermon for hours until she says Bye
I wonder why
Father Mckenzie
Didn't go try to stop her habit once and for all
He had no gall

All the mobile people
Their habit still goes on
All the mobile people
Still yack upon their phone.