Wednesday, the 4pm news played a clip of Perry saying that Global Warming is just an unproven hoax he wouldn't spend any federal money to study. THE NEXT SENTENCE was a news report that this year's Texas drought is the worst ever, causing 6 Billion Dollars in crop losses to farmers in the state.

'Course if you think praying for rain is the most efficient strategy.....

He's also proud of his state's lack of regulation. The air in Texas has been described as "very dirty", as a result.