I must admit I do like a bit of piss taking, I've had plenty of it aimed at me over the years and I'm still standing!!
Regarding Lidl, one guy who often comes to the Ark on a wednesday does terrific parody of "Stuck in the middle with you" called "Shopping in Lidl with you"

I'll see if he'll let me put the lyrics up, and maybe get him down to the Roung Georges some time!
Seeya

Paul