You know Patrish, you're right......there are loads of phrases for women but very few for men......I sometimes refer to Gomez as 'my present husband' ( nicked from Wogan), which kept him on his toes until he discovered another woman ( see Llanstock 2)and I've heard Fiona refer to someone as 6'2" of wet fart......and other less flattering phrases but no specific, , well used phrases spring to mind...maybe we should invent some?