Dear Mr. Owens:

In light of your inability to produce substantiating information, I am forced tyo consider your forged correspondence from the "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" and all reference to Special Eds as a political parody at best if not some sort of illegal phishing attempt. Please be advised your Internet Service Provider has been advised and monitoring of all messages from an MAC address identified with your immediate geographical location may be monitored in the interests of national security.

Cmdr. R. Preston
New Brunswick Division
RCMP