Them there Yella Stripes don't scare any good ol boys down home what ain't done nuthin wrong.

Fact is, ya got yer Blue Jays and yer Grey Jays and yer Yella Js. The Yella Js what fly around lookin fer yer Marypain this time a year is birdbrained anywhay on accounta they will soon be swoopin down on yer big patches what was planted ta keep em busy while the real crops are picked and flicked. Now, some say they are part of the plan but I think them lads is plain stunned as me arse. Orrr, maybe they do they know the general public is clooless an they are in on it... but, I kinda doubt it on accounta most a them come from yer western Canada and yer westerners ain't what we call fully torked eh?

I likes Grey Jays (Moose Birds) best maself. Now, if them Yella Stripes could train a Moose Bird ta find yer Lambkill like I trained em ta find partridge... nah, they ain't got the smarts a yer Moose Bird.

Minds me... I must take a drive up country to a set a lumber roads I haven't been on in years. Back in my MJ days, I scattered HUNDREDS of seeds one day... Mexican Red Hair, Accupuncture Gold, Tied To A Stick... I'll bet the deer are fried man.