I stayed in a house by Loch Ness the one time with my wife and my parents. The pub was a normal house where the lounge of the house was the pub and restaurant. I nipped out to it and asked them if they could do a special meal primarily for my parents as a suprise. They said they could.
So I asked them if they could cook a fresh salmon. They said yes they could and they would go fishing that day and catch a suitable Salmon.
By god, We have never ever eaten such lovely salmon in our life and never will I suppose.