My memories again from the sixties,so somewhat rusty are..

Tight as a drum,
Never been done,
Queen of all the virgins.....

Nelly the cripple, had only one nipple, to feed the bastard on,
The poor little bug..r, had only one sucker, to gnash his teeth upon,
All of a sudden, a big black puddin' came flying through the air,
She tried to duck,
But did she f...
It caught her fair and square...!!

We were taught this by a chum who was tone deaf so didn't quite have the right tune!!!