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Naemanson, it took me two posts to see why you would say that hair is God-given! LOL!!! Really got me there!

Troll, THANK YOU, best laugh all day... that [better not to know] line, LOL!!

Rich, anecdotes? How 'bout a joke? Green haired punk rocker girl goes into hospital for an appendectomy. Goes under the anesthetic. They find she's dyed her southernmost, umm, beard... thatch??... green as well.

Sorry, you'll hafta PM Hardiman to get him to post the punchline. I'm a lady! No thanks to him!

~S~