"A song, i dont know the title,havent heard in 30yrs i need help getting a title and maybe who sings it.?


in the song it has beeps where maybe a curse word should be but isn't, i know the lyrics, i'll put caps where the beep happens---it starts--i'm not in the navy, a sailor boy i sit, i got no one to keep me, but i don't give a SHIP go sailing across the sea, so far away from shore,i don't wear skirts and girdles so you can't call me a HORSE bridle and saddle that what i have to sell, and if you don't want to buy them,then you can go to HELEN is my girlfriends name she drives a new ford truck,well she ain't to good at driving,but you ought to see her FUMBLE,fumble fumble, keep fumbling with my heart, every time i eat navy beans i always have to FORTY dollars i will spend ,here's three more i pass and if you don't want to buy them ,then you can kiss my ASK my girlfriend her name to write down on my list,all that momma and poppa does is stick DICK did you ever meet my wife..........well that's about half way there if you know it by now you shouldn't need the rest. this answer should have bonus point to it its so obscure,i can't find it anywhere,can someone help me here PLEASE!!!!!! "

From Yahoo answers.


Never heard it, but it has more than a few similarities to the song we sang as kids--thought it was real clever and a hoot back then--named Lulu.

I'll go look further.