Hey I like the Third Ear clip - not seen that before. Hell, it's even funky!
Now all we need is a clip of the iconic Fraser Hayes Four struttin' their stuff round the capstan - I'm sure Raymond can oblige us there...
As for Zappaesque sea shanties, well now you've started me thinking. It can't happen here? And wasn't Burnt Weeny Sandwich another term for ship's biscuit? Hmm...