"Look, it's very simple. If you don't get Obama, you get something far far worse."

I am sure that is what "O" is counting on. Unfortunately, a "lover" analogy is imperfect. Would you stay with a partner who beat you sometimes, but kissed you ohso sweetly other times?

No, the situation would be that you MUST choose one lover. So you'd naturally choose the one who beat you less often and less severely. You don't have to have a lover; you DO have to have a president.

Awshit!

Saul