Better than buying a Chevy made in Canada, ain't it? I'm helping Japan recover from earthquakes, tsunami, and a nuclear bad thing. What's Canada had lately? Just more skeeters and snow, right?

By the way, Amos is powerless to do anything at the moment.

I cleaned mah shootin' ahrns tonight. Guess what! I found a bunch of bullets with the Chonger's name on them!