Shit, I thought this was a joke site -- What's the difference between a banjo and ......................? Banjo + Fiddle? Fiddles burn faster..........Why is a Banjo player like a drunk coming home at 3am? Doesn't know when to come in, and can't find the right key.............Definition of perfect pitch? The sound of a piano Accordion dropping on a banjo...............If you drop a banjo and a piano off a cliff, which one hits the beach first? Who cares!...........Just Joking, Rob