"how about gold ladies in bikini,s for the women."

...... not with my shape dear, that would frighten the horses :D ... however the men could turn up in those rather fetching swimming shorts as worn by Daniel Craig ;)
Not with my shape either - I'll stick the the tux.

A pirahna pool might make the caller's job a little easier. Just press a button and dispose of any sets that fluff the walk through.