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Thread #140222   Message #3222187
Posted By: gnu
12-Sep-11 - 06:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: (auto) I need blowjob advice... Spaw?...
Subject: RE: BS: (auto) I need blowjob advice... Spaw?...
JtS...

Yeah... it's a 300... a Mercedes. It's a "DaimlerChrysler" design. It's a German engieered car "made" in the US.

Eminem can't count... in that commercial it was called a 200. And, the grill on that one sucks compared to the grill on Mum's 300 Limited. It not only looks like a Merc, the grill "sparkles" in the sun as you walk by it. It actually makes people stare and point. Some even stop and stare. It REALLY is a "beautiful" car but I wouldn't buy one. It looks cool but the visibility sucks BIG time. I gotta lean forward to see traffic lights and I can't see shit when I am parking.

But the sound system is amazing and it goes like a scalded dog and it corners like a dream... I can drive this sucker at speed and it PERFORMS! The voice activated computer shit is toooo much fer me. The manual for the computer shit is near the size of the owner's manual. 6 sensors control the auto environment temperature contols... on BOTH sides of ther car! Fuck me! That's toooo much control by a machine.

Anyway, I never drove a vehicle at 200 kph before. It's a serious piece a gear... but, too complicated. I would rather drive my 74 Bug... I could repair that when it fucked up.