"Oh, I wish I was a little piece of soap.
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of soap.
I would slippy and I'd slid-ey
Over everybody's hid-ey.
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of soap."

(Tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It")



And then there's the Miriam Makeba/Harry Belafonte song:
"Where Did The Naughty Little Flea Go?


The naughty little flea went to a show
And he saw Brigitte Bardot.
The naughty flea cried, "What a feast!
She really is a delicious beast!"