One of Aine's funniest Song Challenge!s was about a memo from Richard Branson to the "Virgin" office staff forbidding any photocopying of fannies at the company Christmas party.

Here's the link: Song Challenge! - Part 77

And here are some of the parody songs submitted by us Mudcatters:



Boney Asses! by Jack the Sailor

The Christmas Thong by Genie

Fifty Ways To Scan Your Booty (or Fifty Ways To Scan Uncovered) (Some words ripped off and others thoroughly distorted from Paul Simon, by Sonja W. Oates. )

"Bare-Bottom Browsers"

"Wreck (Rack) Your Balls Upon the Copier" (Arjay)

"Let it show!" Let It Show! Let It Show!"

The Sun Shines (by derrymacash)

The Copying of My Backside (by derrymacash

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Backside (by derrymacash)

Dear Flabby (by Clifton53)

"I'm Sittin' On Top Of the 'Rox,"

"Sittin' On The Copy Machine (Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay)"

Brennan On The Glass (Deda)

No more Xeroxed bottoms! by Barky

The Copied Bummer (by Genie)


Give It A Rest, Ye Merry Revelers (by Genie)


He Came Upon the Xerox Clear (by Sonja)


I Didn't Take This Job To Be A Stripper (by Deda)


The Little Toner Drum Boy (by Jack the Sailor)


Oh, What A Wild Office Party (by Sonja)

Jolie All Saints' Hawker Lass (by Genie)


Just Bums (by MMario)


Richard Branson (Kept His Pants On) (by derrymacash)

The Xeroxed Burglar (by Amos)