So before my kid left for Scotland she was fostering this cockatoo (whatever they are called the big white parrot like birds with the feathers on their head) Anyway the SPCA needed a foster home until they found a real home for it. The bird came from a home where the husband and wife were going through a divorce.

My kid said the bird would fly into the bathroom when she would shower and wolf whistle at her. Then all day long it would say "you are such an A-hole such an A-hole ... F - you" over and over again ...

Funny thing the bird was adopted by an elderly lady ..

kid said she was never so glad to get rid of an animal ever.