Dear Terrible and Awesome Almightiness-head:

There is a hooming I would like to suggest for yer sacrifice which oughter send up a delightful smell unto You in the burning thereof. He is powful stubborn and damned obdurate, and pigheaded also. He is ungenteel and pursues weppins and tales of lust and glory. He invents fiction and fills it with drinking and other despites of Your Rules. I think he is a perfeck Candidate and would like to suggest you Take Him Up in Flames forthwith so that you might fully enjoy the stink thereof. His name is Mike and I am sure you know where hee lives, so go get him!!

Chinga T. CHimp

P.S. No-one knows I have a middle name so don't go spilling the beans but I will tell you seeing as how you are the T and A Almightiness-head: it is Tumadre. It's purdy but I don't ever want it known about for business reasons.