Did you know that humans share enough genes with chimps that there could be successful cross-breeding?

Why humans would want to lower their standards to that extent is unfathomable and, fortunately, not done. Chongo's simply angry because I denigrated his pet Tommy gun, which he strokes and whispers sweet phrases to every night before he goes to bed. (And I was in error when I said the Reising gun fires from an open bolt. It doesn't, but it still sucks as a weapon.)