This is how we sing this over in good old Sri Lanka.

http://walsongs.blogspot.com/2011/08/arsehole-just-went-to-war.html


Arsehole just (our soldiers) went to war
Arsehole just (our soldiers) fought well
Arsehole just (our soldiers) stuck the bayonet
Up the Major's Arsehole

(Slower Beat)
Shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told) me not to go
(Faster Beat)
Shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told),
shit hole (she told) me not to go

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold) me back now
(Faster Beat)
Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold),
cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold) me back now

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold) the mail till I return
(Faster Beat)
Butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold),
butt hole (but hold) the mail till I return

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Fucking (for king), fucking (for king), fucking (for king) and countrymen
(Faster Beat)
Fucking (for king), fucking (for king), fucking (for king), fucking (for king),
fucking (for king) and countrymen

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof)fee and for tea
(Faster Beat)
Fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof),
fuck off (for cof)fee and for tea

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu)riosity
(Faster Beat)
Fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu),
fuck you (for cu)riosity

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
To Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis)tols on my knee
(Faster Beat)
To Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis),
to Piss (two pis)tols on my knee

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
A fart (afar to), a fart (afar to), a fart (afar to) wonder free
(Faster Beat)
A fart (afar to), a fart (afar to), a fart (afar to), a fart (afar to),
a fart (afar to) wonder free

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Her ass (harass), her ass (harass), her ass (harass) them in the dark
(Faster Beat)
Her ass (harass), her ass (harass), her ass (harass), her ass (harass),
her ass (harass) them in the dark

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit) will find its mark
(Faster Beat)
Eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit),
eat shit (each hit) will find its mark