Sorry, Morticia, I can't tell you MY job is worse than yours is, but I'll tell you about the worst job I ever heard of -

I once knew a woman who told me she had worked for the medical college at the local university as a "gynecology model". She was the woman on whom all the medical students practiced performing pelvic exams, before they were allowed to touch real patients.

On inquiring about this, I also learned that there are such things as "proctology models" - and men who allow their prostates to be probed and palpated for the same purpose.

(Can you guess I had fun writing this?)

(I can't wait to see what Spaw will make of it.)