Musta been last yer when I found out that ol' Doc Johnson went and copyrighted the dictionary. Noah Webster, here in the State, wrote one fer Americans some yers later, and the Merriam-Webster company has done gone and made one of yer "international cabals" with the OED folks, thereby controlling all of the words that are er ever was in the English Language. Iffen yer speaking any form of English yer better ta watch yer backtrail, cuz them Dictionary Police might be on to you in their black hellykopters and stuff.