That is cute, and it's pretty funny too. ;-)

But seriously, look...Johnny Depp was deeply in love with Winona Ryder for a lengthy and legendary relationship. They were the toast of Hollywood in the 90s. Now...Johnny Depp is very cool. There's no doubt about that. He is a smart and talented guy. Winona Ryder has definitely got something going for her too, she's done some fine acting, and there is no two ways about it, regardless of what you say, the shoplifting incident is utterly trivial in regards to what she's accomplished in life, and I know you're just rattling my cage anyway, man. If it was Reese Witherspoon or Angelina Jolie or any other popular actress I liked as much as I do Winona, you'd be picking on them the same way just to bug me.

And I liked "Age of Innocence". It couldn't possibly sustain the attention of people who want to see explosions and car chases every 3 or 4 minutes throughout a film. Therefore you can cancel about 80% of the North American movie audience. Any move that's the least bit subtle is totally lost on them...cos they live in a society that's only reached its late adolescence, culturally speaking.

So, grow up, buddy. ;-D Stop imagining that I really care what you or anyone thinks about Winona Ryder. Get a hobby. I hear that they are selling some new diesel powered mega-vibrators at Walmart now. They're made in China for fat, bored Americans who can't figure out WTF to do in their spare time. Check it out! Could be the answer to yer blues...