Im trying to ger words to a recitation about a bosun. Parts that I remember were
And then we hit a rock.Or at least I thought we had hit a rock
And Sir Charles he also thought we had hit a rock
But the Bosun, the crafty old bastard
He said we'd run aground.

Another part -
At least I thought she was beautiful
And Sir Charles he also thought she was beautiful
Bit the Bosun, the crafty old bastard
he said she was a voluptous bitch."