Too bad you didn't have time to say...."ALL my wives? All 10 of them? Okay...should I fuck them one at a time, like with a serial port? Or is it better all in the same bed together at once, as in simultaneously via parallel port? Can you suggest?"

I have a company number and was getting an extraordinary number of pestiferous calls from various people looking to sell me something or fleece me...so I have adopted a special technique of dealing with the situation. I NEVER answer ANY caller that I don't recognize on the call display. I let them leave a message instead. Accordinly, I haven't spoken to a telemarketer or other form of pest like that in well over a year. I just watch the phone ring...look at the number (or lack of one)...say "Nope, I don't know you." and ignore it from that point on.

They almost never bother leaving a message, cos they know darned well I won't be calling them back. ;-)